One
day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from
the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and
as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could
drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and
aching muscles.
She walks into the car dealership and, as it
just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car
she wants and she replies, "Well, sonny, I can't remember the name
exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger." The owner
replies, "Well, let's see Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a
couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"
The lady has some
trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her
shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says,
"I want this color sonny." To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry,
but we don't have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"
No
son, I want this color. But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a
cherry red one would suit you? says the owner, obviously worried about
losing a sale. By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing
things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the
lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door,
notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so
upset about.
Ok, ready for it?????
The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"
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