WASHINGTON, DC—In an address broadcast on late-night television Friday, President Biden announced that the federal government will liquidate its holdings in a going-out-of-business sale scheduled to begin Monday. "The U.S. government, America's place for law and order since 1776, has lost its lease, and everything must go, go, go," Biden said. "But our loss is your gain. Canada, of course will get first pickings and 25% off everything."
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