Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace. 

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. 

So, I looked around my house to see things I started and had not finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates. 

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this post on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.