Geography

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like AFRICA, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. 

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like AMERICA, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. 

Between 31 and 35 she is like INDIA, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like FRANCE. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. 

Between 41 and 50 she is like YUGOSLAVIA, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. 

Between 51 and 60, she is like CANADA, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid winter climate keeps people away. 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like MONGOLIA, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. 

After 70, they become AFGHANISTAN. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.  

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 70 a man is like Russia  - ruled by a dick.** 

** Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is a Russian politician and former intelligence officer who is serving as the current president of Russia. He has been serving in this position since 2012, and he previously held this office from 1999 until 2008. He was also the prime minister from 1999 to 2000, and again from 2008 to 2012