Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet 10,000 on a single roll of the dice, and she adds,"I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
With that said she takes off everything but her necklace,and rolls the dice. Yelling,"Mama needs new clothes!", then she yells,"Yes,Yes,Yes!!" She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks,what did she roll anyway? The other answers, "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb.
Well there are exceptions: A blonde said "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
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