Motley Crüe's "Kick Start My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: My yacht, my yacht, kick start my yacht.
Original Lyrics: My heart, my heart, kick start my heart.
Sky's "Some Kind Of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics: She makes a meat steak up in Idaho.
Original Lyrics: She makes a mean steak and she's an eyeful.
All American Rejects', "Move Along"
Misheard Lyrics: Mow the lawn, mow the lawn.
Original Lyrics: Move along, move along.
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off The Light"
Misheard Lyrics: I licked a bowl the other day.
Original Lyrics: I looked above the other day.
Shania Twain's, "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Misheard Lyrics: Boobs bent, have your boobs bent under.
Original Lyrics: Whose bed have your boots been under?
Kenny Rogers', "Ruby (Don't Take Your Love To Town)"
Misheard Lyrics: The warts on the knees of a woman your age
Original Lyrics: The wants and needs of a woman your age.
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