Happy Couple

 

Husband:  Oh, come on.
Wife:  Leave me alone!
Husband:  It won't take long.
Wife:  I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:  I can't sleep without it.
Wife:  Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband:  Because I'm Hot.
Wife:  You get hot at the darndest times.
Husband:  If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife:  If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband:  You don't love me anymore.
Wife:  Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband:  Please...come on.
Wife:  All right, I'll do it.
Husband:  What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife:  I can't find it.
Husband:  Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife:  There! Are you satisfied?
Husband:  Oh, yes.
Wife:  Is it up far enough?
Husband:  Oh, that's good.
Wife:  Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!