Couple o' grins

Of course, Paul's support is obvious, but it is equally obvious that to rob from Peter to pay Paul will make Peter very, very angry.

My question is this: "How can you run a good government with a sore Peter?"

An American travelling through Europe is riding a train in Germany. At one point, the ticket inspector comes into the compartment, punches the passenger's ticket, and then chats cordially in German for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. The man, who speaks no German, simply smiles and nods from time to time to show that he is interested.

Finally, the ticket inspector bows and leaves the compartment. At that point, a woman sitting across from the man leans forward and says in English, "You don't speak any German, do you?"

"No," the man says.

"Then that explains why you didn't bat an eye when he told you that you were on the wrong train, going in the wrong direction and that the next stop is an hour from now."

 "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul."