Thursday, July 15, 2021

Wired too much? 8 Sure Signs That You Are

 Wired too much? 

1. YOU PUT A BLUETOOTH HEADSET IN YOUR MOTORCYCLE HELMET 

2. YOUR CELLPHONE IS YOUR MOST IMPORTANT BATHROOM ACCESSORY 

3. YOU PREFER YOUR CELLPHONE OVER TOM CRUISE 

4. YOU BELIEVE YOUR RIGHT TO A CELLPHONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL 

5. YOU BELIEVE YOUR RIGHT TO YAK IN PUBLIC IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUBLIC SAFETY 

6. YOU LIVEBLOG A HOSPITAL PROCEDURE 

7. YOU SUFFER FROM A WORK-INDUCED TECH ADDICTION 

8. YOU INTERRUPT SEX TO ANSWER YOUR CELLPHONE

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