The Love Doctor

  Dear Love Doctor,

What is Love?

Signed,

In a Funk & Wagnalls

Dear Funked-Up,

LOVE is that deep and intense feeling that is, to the greatest extent possible, utterly and completely unlike the feeling you experience when picking up a tub of cottage cheese by the lid and realizing that it is way, way, way past the expiration date just as the bottom of the tub leaps free and deposits its multicoloured contents on your left foot.

The Love Doctor

--Send your questions about love to "The Love Doctor" directly from 'OZ' - The 'Other' Side of the Rainbow! I have added an email link that goes direct to The Love Doctor - this will enable quicker responses from him. You can do this by clicking on his picture in the sidebar and put your question in the email. This will ensure that The Love Doctor gets your question. The Love Doctor forwards his replies to me for posting consideration. Note: Due to the high volume of letters that The Love Doctor receives, not all letters will be posted on 'OZ' - but the Love Doctor will reply to every email. (so he says)