A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his
father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential
and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says,
"I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and
tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides
to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother,
"Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert
Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The
kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in reality,
we're living with two whores."
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