There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, verbally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket and take
two good friends to the nearest liquor store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
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