Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

 

ON YES, DO RESTATE THAT
"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week—we will have an all-volunteer army. Let me restate that."

--President George W. Bush

"REACH OUT AND HOLD YOUR MOTHER’S HEART"

--slogan for the Seoul Children’s Symphony, South Korea

ON MAKING THINGS PERFECTLY CLEAR
"The Yankees played the Mets today, and that game was won by the New Yorkers."

--Orioles broadcaster Fred Manfra, while giving scores from the out-of-town scoreboard

ON REGRETS, REGRETS
"Some of our greatest historical figures have been adulterers. Regrettably, the days have vanished when an ability to do the job in hand came first."

--from the London Times