Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

 

ON SCIENTIFIC DIALOGUE, SYNTHETIC
"At the risk of being simplistic, what you’re looking at is a quasi-neutral matrix of synthetic RNA molecules."

--Dr. Alex Harris (Fritz Weaver), in Demon Seed (1977)

ON WEATHER REPORTING, REDUNDANT
"We have very hazardous conditions due to a five-year drought, and lack of rain hasn’t helped any, either."

--KABC-7 reporter, Los Angeles

ON BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS, LIBERAL
"A son was born to Mr. and Mrs. Charles Mulkahey, Garrison St., during the past week. Congratulations, Pete!"

--notice in a church bulletin