Little Johnny

 An elementary school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating." 

 

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word "fascinate." 

 

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight." The teacher cried.