Sunday, February 02, 2020

Stupid Is As Stupid Says...


STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON ARMIES, SADLY TYPICAL
An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.

actual newspaper item




STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON GONE WITH THE WIND, BAD PREDICTIONS ABOUT
Louis, forget it. No Civil War picture ever made a nickel.

MGM head Irving Thalberg, advising producer Louis B. Mayer not to bid on the novel Gone With the Wind



STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON THE LET’S NOT GO THERE DEPARTMENT
LADY JACKS OFF
TO 6–0 START

headline in the Wenatchee (Washington) World, referring to the high school girls’ basketball team, the Lady Jacks



STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON LEADERS, SELF-SACRIFICING
I have not been to my house in Bermuda for two or three years, and the same goes for my house in Portofino…. How long do I have to keep leading this life of sacrifice?

Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi




STUPID is as STUPID Says!

ON THE OTHER WHITE MEAT, DESCRIBED OTHERLY
• Tomato Mozzarella Ham Porky Whipped Cream
• Meato f Peeg Funghi Porcini

menu items, Italy

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