In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.'
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.'
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.'
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
On a Swedish chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.'
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.'
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.'
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
On a Swedish chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
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