Punny!

A MAN’S dentures were bothering him. They had become all pitted and scarred. “What have you been eating?” asked his dentist.

“Hollandaise sauce,” the man replied. “And no matter what you say, I’m not giving it up.”

“Okay,” the dentist said. “I’ll make you new plates out of chrome. Everyone knows that there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.”