Signs in the checkout stand

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Aries: goes into the store wanting to get only cereal but comes out to the stand with more that they can afford BECAUSE LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY JUNK FOOD ON DISPLAY

Taurus: has magical abilities to stand in line for hours if they need to, and will utterly destroy anyone that tries to cut in line

Gemini: holding up the line cuz WOW LETS START A CONVERSATION WITH THE CASHIER JUST BECAUSE

Cancer: the cashier, they dropped my sausages on purpose..what are they trying to say, HUH?? they just THREW my stuff in that bag, what did i ever do to YOU?

Leo: buys only dark chocolate–THAT’LL SHOW THEM HOW SOPHISTICATED I AM

Virgo: filth, FILTH EVERYWHERE, they’re getting their dirty money hands on my food gah stop touching them pls wear gloves i cant stand to watch my food dirtied by their hands

Libra: shows up with multiple colors/flavors of everything because they can’t decide which one they wanted more–so why not get all?

Scorpio: blocks the pathway with their 50 shopping carts because 1 isn't enough

Sagittarius: the one who always gets convinced into buying the buy 2 get 1 free candy-bar special at the counter

Capricorn: PLS LET ME CUT IN LINE MY LITTLE SIBLING WILL DIE IF I DONT DELIVER THEM SOME DORITOS ASAP

Aquarius: -slams a stack of discount coupons onto the counter-

Pisces: still in line hours later because they keep letting everyone cut in front of them.