Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

-- ON PROMOTIONS, PROBLEMATIC --
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-- ON TOILETS, VERY LARGE --
WOMAN FLEEING WHATCOM DEPUTIES, HELICOPTER FOUND HIDING IN PORTABLE TOILET

Bellingham (Washington) Herald

-- ON LACHRYMOTIC THEORY, GERMAN CONNECTION --

She didn't like tears. No Brits do. They've been bombed by the Nazis.

actor Tom Sizemore in his memoir, about his love affair with Elizabeth Hurley

-- ON GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESS CONFERENCES, HISTORIC --

Reporter: Mr. Secretary, has anyone asked you the whereabouts of Mr. Molotov?

Secretary of State Dean Rusk (just back from a summit): No. No one has asked me that question. You can if you want to.

Reporter: Well, sir, where is Mr. Molotov?

Rusk: I haven't the faintest idea.

-- ON ROAD SIGNS, INTRIGUING --

GO SLOW, ACCIDENT PORN AREA

road sign, India