I repeat what I said Saturday: Everything that has been said about me and my colleagues in the party is untrue, except for some things that have been published by some media outlets.
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Spanish prime minister Mariano Rajoy
Rutland Regional Medical Center President Thomas Hubner says he's optimistic about the future except when he's not.
Rutland (Vermont) Herald
-- ON YEAH, WE BELIEVE IT! --
Caller: Hi, I think someone's using my Internet.
Tech support: Why do you think that?
Caller: I have found a folder full of pornographic pictures on my hard drive.
Tech support: Well, probably someone at your house is saving porn onto your hard drive.
Caller: How dare you imply that! My husband is always on the Internet looking at a fishing website!
Tech support: Why do you think that?
Caller: I have found a folder full of pornographic pictures on my hard drive.
Tech support: Well, probably someone at your house is saving porn onto your hard drive.
Caller: How dare you imply that! My husband is always on the Internet looking at a fishing website!
actual tech support call
-- ON WHAT DOES OWEN HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS? --
TRY A TASTY COOKIE WARMED IN OWEN
readout on a cash register screen
-- ON DEATH, IMPERMANENT --
GENERAL WHO RAN SOUTH VIETNAM BRIEFLY DIES AT 86
headline, Orange County (California) Register
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