Word etymology from a punster's point of view

I DO NOT KNOW what happened to 16 and 17!!!!!

Word etymology from a punster's point of view. These are extremely clever.


1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds


2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do


3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage


4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with


5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate (I had to think about this one. . .)


6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets


7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living (also thinking)


8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist


9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does



10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did with his bag full of money


11. MISTY: How golfers create divots


12. PARADOX: Two physicians


13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower



14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm


15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with


18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife



19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does


20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official