Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Geography

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! 
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past. 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war
and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. 
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past, and the wisdom of the ages...
only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like North Korea,

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