A: Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football?
A. Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Q. Why do reindeer scratch themselves? Really funny Christmas riddles
A. Because they're the only ones who know where they itch
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low 'elf' esteem.
Q. How does Snowman travel around?
A. By riding an icicle.
Q. Where do Snow-women like to dance?
A. At Snowballs
Q. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
A. He went down with tinsel-itis.
Q. What's Christmas called in England?
A. Yule Britannia!
Q. What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is ablaze?
A. Crisp Kringle.
Q. What do you call people who are frightened of Santa?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. Sterling silver charms to bring good fortune.
A. Notice on the back: 'Potential choking hazard: do not use with food'.
Q. What do you get if you team Santa with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
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