You Might Live in Manitoba..

So true........
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Manitoba .

If you're proud that your province makes the National news 96 nights each year because Winnipeg is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Manitoba .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in Manitoba .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Manitoba .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Manitoba.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the Middle of his forehead,
You might live in Manitoba.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Manitoba .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Manitoba .

If you know how to say....Wasagaming, Neepawa, Lac du Bonnet
You might live in Manitoba .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Manitoba.

If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live in Manitoba .

You measure distance in hours,
You might live in Manitoba .

You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Manitoba .

You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Manitoba .

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Manitoba .

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Manitoba .

You install security lights on your house and garage and Leave both unlocked,
You might live in Manitoba .

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Manitoba .

You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows How to use them,
You might live in Manitoba .

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at any given time,
You might live in Manitoba .

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a Snowsuit,
You might live in Manitoba .

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Manitoba.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, And of course, road construction,
You might live in Manitoba .


Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next To your blue spruce,
You might live in Manitoba .

If "Down South" to you means Grand Forks,
You might live in Manitoba .

You know "a brat" is something You eat,
You might live in Manitoba .

You find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might live in Manitoba .

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Manitoba friends, You DID live in Manitoba