Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine !!

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.



Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.




Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.



Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.



When will Women be equal to men?
When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Send this post to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth !

AND MAXINE SAYS.. .....'MARVIN'.....

Maxine just had to have the last word...