Gotta Love Them Rednecks

REDNECK YARD SWING


How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'....

Redneck Cellar


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.


Redneck Mailbox


Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records


Redneck Time Out


Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)

Redneck Wheelchair


Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)


Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished colouring one of them.'