The short bus

One Monday morning, Bert was picking up the kids along a new bus route.

At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Bert asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.

On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross."

Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunions.

Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Bert had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.

On the way to school, Bert looked in his mirror and began to laugh, he was thinking...

"Dang, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions, on a Sesame Street bus!"