Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Elk Sex

2 old men talking in a bar
Two old men are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"

"Aww, shit!" says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"

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