1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
--Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
--Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
--They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
--You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
--Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
--Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
--A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
--Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
--Subordinate Clauses.
10.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
--Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
--Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
--Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
--A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
--Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
--Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
--Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
--Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
--Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
--The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
--Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
--A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
--A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
--Either way, Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.
--Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
--Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
--They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
--You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
--Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
--Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
--A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
--Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
--Subordinate Clauses.
10.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
--Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
--Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
--Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
--A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
--Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
--Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
--Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
--Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
--Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
--The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
--Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
--A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
--A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
--Either way, Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.
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