Got this letter the other day...
Dear Canada…
You are hereby given notice that should you fail to contain any further arctic blasts from spilling over your borders and into the United States we will have no choice but to seize your prized National Maple Syrup Reserves as compensation.
Respectfully,
I.B. Freezin
Director, USA Center for Neighborly Relations
Dear Canada…
You are hereby given notice that should you fail to contain any further arctic blasts from spilling over your borders and into the United States we will have no choice but to seize your prized National Maple Syrup Reserves as compensation.
Respectfully,
I.B. Freezin
Director, USA Center for Neighborly Relations
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