Wives

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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
--David Bissonette

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
--Sacha Guitry

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
--Socrates

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?"
--Dumas

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
--Sigmund Freud

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
--Anonymous

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
--Sam Kinison

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
--James Holt McGavra

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming?
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
--Patrick Murra

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...."
--Nash

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
--Anonymous

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
--Henny Youngman

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine."
--Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel'!
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'