Friday, September 12, 2014

You Know You're Canadian...



Roll up the rim


1. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

2. You know what a toque is.

3. You actually think it’s normal to get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

4. You drink pop, not soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "It’s time to party, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

10. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

11. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

12. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

13. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

14. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still Winter, and road work.

15. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

16. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

17. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

18. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

19. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

20. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
than, "Huh?"

21. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

22. You never miss "Coaches Corner".

23. Canadian bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.

24. You know where to get good poutine.

25. You’ve rolled up the rim to win.

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