What is the most embarrassing thing your child has done in a supermarket?

This was in a liquor store rather than a supermarket. I had stopped in for a bottle of wine to give to the hosts of a party. While I was selecting an appropriate bottle, my daughter (who had just turned four) picked up an especially pretty bottle of vodka, covered in little square blue mirrors. Blue is her favorite color. She danced around holding the bottle until I was done making my purchase.

I left the cashier and told her, "It's time to go—you can put that back on the shelf now."

She replied, in a happy, chirpy voice loud enough for the whole store to hear, "But I love vodka!"

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