Wednesday, June 18, 2014

A trip to the urologist

A man goes to the urologist for pain he was having a hard time peeing. Before seeing the doctor, the nurse starts with certain basics.

"How often do you pee?" she asks. "I dunno, used to be 4 or 5 times a day," says the man. The nurse asks him for a sample. The man replies, "I can't. I have trouble peeing!"

The nurse says, "The bathroom is private if you have a nervous bladder." "I'll try," the man says. The nurse gives him a sample container and he goes into the bathroom.

Alas, he comes back out with an empty specimen container and a pained look on his face.

"As I figured, I couldn't pee." he screams, "I told you that!" The nurse doesn't understand why he's so mad. Finally she says, "OK, drop your pants." He obliged, revealing his manhood was stuck inside a penis enlargement pump.

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