Quotes from Famous People

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
--Tom Clancy


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin


"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Drew Carey


"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
--Woody Allen


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown


"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Woody Allen


"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
--George Burns


"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
--Matt Barry


"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Camille Paglia


"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns (90?)


"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--Henry Miller


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible."
--P. J. O'Rourke

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
--Dr. Seuss."