Monday, September 16, 2013

"Ahhh...I own that hotel on Vermont... That'll be $550 bucks, Please!... or I could upgrade you to Boardwalk.. for...

Oh, Wait a minute... You didn't buy the Hotel Assurance upgrade...."

"Microsoft HotelIn 2007, Bill Gates joined Leona Helmsley and Donald Trump among the world's elite hoteliers. Sir Bill's investment group was part of a consortium bidding to take over the Four Seasons Hotel chain.

Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates and Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal of Saudi Arabia for $3.8 billion. The pair owns 95 percent of the company, in equal share.

At the new "Four Seasons Live," room service will be available for just $35 per call, though all food deliveries will be routed through Bangalore.

To combat rampant towel piracy, guests will be required to validate their room keys within 15 minutes of checking in or get locked out; the toilets will ask three times if you're really sure you want to flush.

Welcome to the Hotel Microsoft: You can reboot any time you like, but you can never leave...

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