Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Justin Bieber one liners



Raj - Can't speak to Justin Bieber

**The following 'jokes' do not necessarily represent the views of The Wizard of 'OZ', (Most are truly tasteless and I even cleaned up the list!)


Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

Q: What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale?
A: Because theres no light in the closet!

Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?
A: "A few months ago" Scientists have discovered a disease that lowers your intelligence by 90% Bieber Fever

Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!

Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!

Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What does Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common?
A: They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

Q: What do you call a Canadian girl who can't sing?
A: Justin Bieber.

Q: What is Justin Bieber's new hit single?
A: "If I were a Boy"

Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
A: They both want to be real boys.

Q: What is the biggest lie of 2011?
A: "Justin Bieber is the father of my Baby"

A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has "Bieber Fever."
Doctor: Nope it is Herpes!

How do you piss off Justin Bieber?
Tell him Santa Claus aint real.

How do you REALLY piss him off?
Punch him in the teeth & tell him the tooth fairy ain't real!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/justinbieberjokes.html

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