THE STUDENT OBTAINED 0% ON THIS EXAM............ HE SHOULD BE COMMENDED***

THE STUDENT OBTAINED 0% ON THIS EXAM............. I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
** his last battle*

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
** at the bottom of the page*

Q3. River Ganges flows in which state?
** liquid*

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
** marriage*

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
** exams*

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
** Lunch & dinner*

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
**The other half*

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
** It will simply become wet*

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
**No problem, he sleeps at night.*

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
**You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..*

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
**Very large hands*

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
** No time at all, the wall is already built.*

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
**Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack**

***This is probably a bulls$it story but its funny!