The children were all squeezed gathered in the front pew one Sunday morning, eagerly anticipating the Children's Sermon. The minister began by asking them, "Does anyone know what the resurrection is?
"One little boy innocently blurted out, "I'm not real sure, but I do know that if you have a resurrection that lasts longer than four hours, you have to see a doctor."
It took about ten minutes for the congregation to stop laughing and settle down enough to continue with the service.
"One little boy innocently blurted out, "I'm not real sure, but I do know that if you have a resurrection that lasts longer than four hours, you have to see a doctor."
It took about ten minutes for the congregation to stop laughing and settle down enough to continue with the service.
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