Thursday, January 03, 2013

Possibly a New Species?

Yes, you guessed it, it’s a new breed of young human beings! 

homo-slackass-erectus
They are referred to as 
“homo slackass-erectus”

created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause  shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

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