Two elderly gentlemen were talking at a local coffee shop.
"I guess you’re never too old," the first one said. "Why, just yesterday a pretty college girl said she’d be interested in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I was kind of confused by it."
"Well," the friend said, "you have to remember that, these days, women are more aggressive. They don’t mind being the one to ask."
"I'm aware of that, man! But I'm so much older than her!"
"Maybe she's attracted to the fatherly type."
"No, I don't think so. She also mentioned something about 'Carbon 14.'"
"I guess you’re never too old," the first one said. "Why, just yesterday a pretty college girl said she’d be interested in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I was kind of confused by it."
"Well," the friend said, "you have to remember that, these days, women are more aggressive. They don’t mind being the one to ask."
"I'm aware of that, man! But I'm so much older than her!"
"Maybe she's attracted to the fatherly type."
"No, I don't think so. She also mentioned something about 'Carbon 14.'"
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