Seamus was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John"s and when he got there the doctor looked at Seamus and said,
"Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do"
Seamus said "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven"t got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus its 2006! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Seamus says... (Are you ready for this?????)
Remember this is a Newfie...
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??"
"Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do"
Seamus said "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven"t got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus its 2006! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Seamus says... (Are you ready for this?????)
Remember this is a Newfie...
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??"
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