New Lyrics

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker


Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends


The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?


Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face


Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now


Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver


The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom


Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair


Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping


The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone


Abba---
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore



Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To


And Last, but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again