The Candy With The Little Hole

At school, the children began to identify the flavors by their colour:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ............... Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"