Sunday, September 30, 2012

The Genie

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie.

Life is like a box of chocolatesThe genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only."

The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF!

Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF!

There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

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