Sunday, July 22, 2012

21st Century Babies...


Where babies come from in the 21st century. One day, a very young Cyrus asked his father: "Daddy, how was I born?"

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway," his father replied.

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room online". "Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe."

"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

'You have Male'!"

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