New Motto

1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate) 

2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor) 

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because... they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative) 

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind) 

5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair minded) 

6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. (I am courteous) 

7. I don't put things away because... my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate) 

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. (I am thoughtful) 

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". (I am trusting) 10. I don't stress much on anything because... "A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' man!! (I am winning this battle!)