The Laundromat

An ordinary man was at the laundry mat cleaning his clothes like everybody else.

All of a sudden he smelt a horrible odor.

He realized the clothes he was wearing were dirty too!

So he took off all his clothes and stuck them in the wash.

Sitting there buck naked he pulled out a cigarette. Before he could light it up two incredibly hunky blondes walk through the door.

He was in shock! Embarrassed, he made like he was a statue.

The two blondes came over too him, the first one pulled his crank and the cigarette came falling out of his hands. He said, "Oh look! It's a cigarette dispenser."

The other blonde then tried the same thing, but no cigarette came out so he kept on pulling and pulling and pulling.

Finally he said, "No silly it's not a cigarette dispenser it's a lotion dispenser!"