What is People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement?
What is Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it?
What is If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet?
What are The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals?
What is The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket?
What is To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely?
What is Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
What is Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai?
What is Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single?
What is Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween?
What is After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead?
What is Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it?
What is If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet?
What are The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals?
What is The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket?
What is To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely?
What is Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
What is Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai?
What is Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single?
What is Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween?
What is After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead?
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